Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Some oh so not so sexy moments

Folks familiar with bad religion are aware that the lead signer has a PhD and did a not so sexy thinhttp://www.noisetheory.org/board/viewtopic.php?t=10306&sid=77ed21ba9d6d6cbbd0e86e43aa86e8d5g. Hey like to get my sexiness on, but I prefer to be more suave and debonair about it. So the all 5 of you who may read this check it out. Till later Ta Ta.

Thursday, December 22, 2005

I am feeling the sexiness

Sorry I have been bogged down with the end of the semster non sexiness and that has affected my postings. So must apologize to my fellow sexy professors. I hold my martini glass up to you in a toast. I am hoping that everyone out there has a sexy holiday break. We all neeed one do we not. Well I am looking foward to another sexy spring semester and more sexy situations to let all dozen or so of our fans know that the sexiness is still a flowing. So if I do not post till after the new year have a sexy one to all and a sexy goodnight.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

What is sexy?

It appears that my fellow Sexy Professors aren't feeling too sexy. The past few posts have been mine and mine alone.

Please for anyone reading this pray for their sexiness. Get on your knees and bob your head up and down in prayer, a prayer for the sexy.

In other news I'm not too happy with my current situation of rewriting some bullshit I want nothing to do with. This is not Another Sexy Situation.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Daddy's little girl

I know I should be grading, editing a paper, and studying for an exam but instead I'm posting here for you not-so-sexy-as-a-sexy-professor un-masses (un-masses meaning the non-people who read this...non-people meaing no on).

I figured that this bit of news needed to be passed around just like the target of the article is passed around.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to mix up some morning martinis.

Monday, December 12, 2005

Prepare to laugh thy balls clean!

Oh this is too funny.

MY EARS!!!

Help! Help! I can't turn this horrible video off! It is so unsexy but you should watch it nevertheless because this guy has the lyrics so nailed!!

A Chat with God

Ever wondered if God were a (ro)bot? Well now here is your chance to have a chat with the mighty one him/her/itself. Go on I dare you but don't tell it that I sent ya because he/she/it is mad at me for reasons I can't reveal (Ok I will it involves sexiness and how my sexiness seems be of a higher level).

Friday, December 09, 2005

So I says to him "Look buddy your car was upside down when we got here...and as for your grandma, she shouldn't have been mouthing off!"

The longest title for a post ever! I win!

Ok I love the Simpsons but I hate the Simpsons. I can explain that and explain it in such an easy way you'll want to adjust my ascot for me. From Season two till about Season six (not many years) it was by far the most brilliant show on television (throughout the history of television). After that season you can see a steady decrease in brilliance till what we have today. Ug! Nevertheless

The Simpsons is a satire using the cartoon format to disarm the viewer and to encourage a slightly askew but ultimately clearer look at the world; this is the same tool that earlier American social satires such as Walt Kelly's Pogo or Al Kapp's L'il Abner used. [2] The targets of the show include the American family as portrayed by television, the nuclear power industry, politicians, the public school system, tabloid TV (indeed all of television itself), the American medical system and religion.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Excuse me while I clear my throat

It is the holidays and with the holidays come student evaluations at the end of the semester. Now if we were to get evaluated on sexiness then it would be high marks across the board and we know that. People also to need to consider that our sexiness is not only in our outward appearance, but is one that is intellectual. So remember that when you fill out those evaluations on your professors. We know that not all professors are as sexy as use and we understand that, but few within the profession are (it is fact that we have learned to live with) and it is no fault of theirs. Just rember what comes around goes around that is why everything around us is oh so sexy.
http://www.apa.org/monitor/feb98/studs.html

Here is an unsexy thing

Media consilication is so unsexy, excuse me I am taking a sip of my bloody mary it is brunch time you know. http://www.wired.com/news/digiwood/0,1412,57972,00.html

Windsurfer Nation

Take a listen.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

TURN IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT!

Is this sexy?

Or scary?

It's scary!!! So very very scary!

Four point Oh in S-E-X

That's right the Sexy Professors are getting together and creating a CD of Sexy Professor Love songs for doing it around the Christmas time. It'll make a great Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanza, or Robotikah present.

1. Love takes you from behind
2. We put the S-E-X in in Sexy Professors
3. Gradegasm!
4. Come all ye sexy ladies and adjust my ascot
5. You get an A for Effort, but an F for sexiness
6. Away in my office
7. It's beginning to look like a sexy christmas
8. Here cums a sexy professor (he's making a sexy list)
9. The Twelve Positions for Christmas
10. We Three Sexy Professors

Order now and get a free sexy ascot (worn by one of the Sexy Professors).

Only $29.99 for a whole load of sexy up in your ear!

A whole virtual area of study

People are building sexy academic careers with the new world, the new world being the virtual game world. We are seeing economics and sociological papers using virtual game worlds as their basis. I say that that is sexy and am working on an SIT paper idea for it.

Terror, Iraq, and sexy Ascots: No it's not the title of our CD

Have you ever wanted to look for specific words in a State of the Union speech? Have you ever wanted to compare one president's State of the Union with others in history? Have you ever wanted to touch my ascot? Well now here is your chance. Except the touching of the ascot. Only the sexy may touch it and then for only 2 seconds.

Monday, December 05, 2005

The unbearble unsexiness of stress

It's the end of the semester and the workload that I have been putting off in order to order more ascots, mix cocktails, and host sexy parties is upon me. So I can't find my sexy voice on this blog yet but next semester I think we might have some fun.

However, we can have some fun. Sick of answer robots when you call a "bidness"? I know I am and I think it increases "phone rage" (though i have no proof other than the fist sized holes in my walls haw haw). So to help you out I'm giving linking to a website that has the secret codes that will let you get past that robot who just wants to harvest you organs.

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Sexy Subversion

The original document on which this one is based was a sabotage manual produced by the United States Central Intelligence Agency for distribution in Nicaragua in the 1980’s. It was hoped that if enough disenfranchised individuals undertook activities that subverted economic stability, the Leftist government would be more easily overthrown. The manual described itself as “a practical guide to... paralyzing the military-industrial complex... without having to use special tools and with minimal risk for the combatant.”

Thursday, December 01, 2005

When you are sexy and a professor

Well other institutions of higher learning are recognizing other sexy professors.
http://www.trentarthur.info/archives/000780.html