Friday, March 31, 2006

Memory Hole

Just a quick note as I'm very busy being sexy and mixing drinks for my hot tub party. Do you remember the march up to the war in Iraq how Bush kept saying he didn't want to go to war? Sure you do...Oh come on you do. I know the wacko non-conservative republicans want you to forget, but it did happen (I'll find the daily show montage of it and post it later).

It turns out I was right, it was all lies. They did want to go to war no matter what.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Songs that are not sexy

I heard the song I am in love with a stripper the other day. I don't know about you but I don't find the smell of baby wipes and cigarettes sexy then hey good for you. If you like your women all jacked up on meth or coke I guess you call that unconditional love and bully for you. You may like the idea that she is grinding up on grampa who is hopped on viagra my hats off. Remember the stripper presents a fantasy of sexiness. Have you ever been in a strip club that is fully lit cause if it was your fantasy bubble would burst. I can't help that we are just sexy and don't need all the smoke, mirrors, and Motley Crue blaring when we lecture (but we would take tips).

Sunday, March 12, 2006

Goodevening comrads, I hope this post finds you and all the many readers partaking in only the sexiest of sexy adventures! As for myself, I must admit I am, as always, lost in thought. Thoughts of a life lived and time well spent, thoughts of friends and loved ones both near and a far, but the most intriguing of all, thoughts of sexyness!! Do we find sexy with the man in the yellow hat? Do we find sexy in the bedazzled one? What if the two were combined, would that be sexy? What would be the outcome of that union? Would it be "the bedazzled man in the yellow hat" or "the man in the bedazzled yellow hat." Such thought inspires within me an urge to write and reserach the possibilities. Thus I must give into the urge to return to my scholastic endevors in hope of creating powerful works to benefit the world and all of man kind!!

Until next time comrads, enjoy life, be sexy, and think well!!

Finding a Lens

I think my number one problem I'm facing with my rhet crit paper is finding a proper lens to analyze the text I have found. I know it seems rather stupid to post about that when you have previous posts with booty and stuff but damnit I needs to figure this out and it ain't sexy not knowing.

Friday, March 10, 2006

You can't stop the booty!

I have let my posting slide and that is not sexy. I hope to try to keep posting but you know how it is when you're writing papers, reading research and be so very sexy, your time slips away from you.

So to keep you occupied I suggest you take a look at this.