The Sexy Professors
The Sexy Professors in
Another Sexy Situation
G as Ricardo Honeyboy
T as Phineas D. Whoopee
With special guest star
Scene: Close up of the cover of Rhetoric Society Quarterly. The first article listing the authors The Sexy Professors’ latest article Ascots, pipes, and martinis: The rhetoric of sexy. The camera slowly pulls out to show that Prescott Randolph Worthington the III is reading the journal.
Barry White’s I’m qualified to satisfy you plays in the background.
Camera goes back on Prescott who comes out of his reverie.
Ricardo: “I agree. Ladies please excuse us as we figure out what to do about this boredom.”
The scantly clad ladies leave the room, giggling of course.
Ricardo: “That would be sexy!”
Camera moves to the door to the sexy lounge. It opens and in struts Phineas D. Whoopee. (cue applause sign). He walks over to the rest of the sexy professors.
Phineas: “Good day chaps. It appears we have another sexy situation.”
Theme song (Do ya think I’m sexy by Rod Stewart) plays for opening credits.
To be continued.