When its good, its so very good
I can't believe I found this but I did. The Chuck Norris Cartoon. Not only is the intro one of the best intro's ever (behold the sumo wrestling banging the guys head--not that king of banging my sexy minions) but the evil ninja's voice rocks. What's even better is it has Chuck introduce the show. It also proves my hypothesis that Chuck Norris has no sense of humor because he didn't break down laughing when he read the line "dealing with deadly dolphins."