The Haunted Post
I have tried to post this story many times and fackin' blogger won't do it.
One last attempt.
Lorna Jeanne Dudash was looking for love, but it might have been the wrong place to launch a search. The Oregon woman thought the cops who came by her house to investigate a neighbor's complaint were awfully cute, so she called 911 to try to track them down.
The website doesn't mention when the "cutie-pies" showed up they handcuffed and took her to jail.