Thursday, August 31, 2006

A visualization of todays comps

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Quincy P.U.N.K.

Ahh my punk rock days. How I loved them. Going to shows to see Circle Jerks, 7 Seconds and DRI. How we formed a pit! How we hated authority and how we wore orange wigs! Those were the days. We were zombie killers, everyones ESCAPEgoats, and our lips were never in synch with our words.


~Phineas

Monday, August 28, 2006

Help a Sexy Prof Out!

And not in the "prison" way 0r "my girlfriend is gone and a hole is a hole" way. I mean in the way that will allow me to get free power. I don't mean power like influence over others though that would be pretty cool. In fact help me get power by doing what I say so that i can get others to do what I say. Just think about it all of you with a sense of collectiveness doing what I say, it would really make you feel like you are a part of something. That something being the Free Power Movement where people come together to give free power to me!

What was I talking about?

Oh yeah. Free Power. You see there is really only one thing I can do well with my hands, or hand, and until we figure out a way to harness that power (and if we could we'd never have to worry again) we have to find alternative sources of power. Wind power is one of them. Now this is where you, my clumisiness, and free power come in. You can build your own Wind Generator! When I say you and your I mean You and me and my: You can build me my own Wind Generator!

You see that way I can get free power and with free power I don't have to pay for power and when I'm not paying for power I can use that time to think of ways to get more abstract forms of power; like getting YOU to build ME a WIND GENERATOR!

~Phineas

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Cartograms

I'm pretty lazy these days...what am I saying? I'm always lazy. I have been freakin' lazy with this here blog for a variety of reasons:

1. I'm mentally spent after studying for these damn comprehensive exams.

2. Nobody reads this but me.

Nevertheless I will still post some shiz just so i have links to it later.

Like these cartograms which are wicked cool, in a dorky way.

~Phineas

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

I know! I know!

I'm back to posting way too many bits of youtube fecal matter, but I'm fackin' lazy right now.

~Phineas

MY EARS!

Friday, August 18, 2006

Bill O'Reilly Fans hate America

Ring Wingnuts

This is great! Check out how right wing nut jobs see the New York times.

~Phineas

Save my porcelain figures of Jack Lord!

Who knew Jack Lord could evoke such anger and such great use of threats. Though I must admit I was reading some hate mail sent to a website, I can't remember which, and the one that wished the website owner would "slip on down poop and chip your elbow bone" was the best bit of hate mail ever. I wish I could find that one again.

~Phineas

Confessions of a Leftie

I used to get upset by the lies, mud slinging, and dirty tricks of the GOP. Now their shenanigans have gotten so old, so stale, and so predictable that they are laughable. The GOP has become a one trick pony. I can sum up their one trick in one word: Fear. Everything they do is about fear: "The terrorists are going to get you!" "Those gayos are going to ruin your marriage." "Those who don't believe as we do are destroying your life." It's all fear appeals. It worked or works but it doesn't bug me as much because now it's laughable.

They say democrats have no vision I say all they have is fear. That isn't scary that is sad.

~Phineas

Monday, August 14, 2006

That damn liberal media!

Saturday, August 12, 2006

"I've never been called a douche!"

Wow!! This is amazing.


~Phineas

A Quick Note

I realize I have not been posting much lately. It's after the summer semester and I've been having a bit of a vacation. I'm not sure if you could call it a vacation because I've been studying and writing for my comprehensive exams (as much as possible).

So to tide you non-entities over here is some Rappin' Rodney!



~Phineas