Tuesday, September 12, 2006

That damn liberal media!

I'm a little wary of Keith Olberman. Sure I loved what he said in this "monologue" and I love how he picks on O'Reilly, but I'm still wary. I can't help but believe he was smart enough to see a niche in the market, a niche of semi-liberal thought, that was so clearly not filled (sans air america). So he knew he naturally had good strong base to build a viewership. but then again he does stand up and says things like this:



~Phineas

Friday, September 08, 2006

Mutual construction of reality

Hey kiddies let's have fun and create our own little world. What better way to create a world than through the entertainment industry. Today we are going to remember classic lines from moves that never were...Who could forget:

"We've got to ge this glitter past the rockies!"

Who could forget?

"If she eats one more pancake we'll see just who has the most fun."

I know I will never forget

"Get off my TUNA TROLLER!"

and of course

"Dear god I've never seen so many mustaches."

I don't care how many childrens' skulls I must crush; everyone will soon realize AMERICA LOVES CONRAD BAIN!"

"Get these muthafuckin' hair dressers off this muthafuckin' go-cart!"

"*Gasp!* It appears....we've been...BEDAZZLED!"

"We'll be back! Back with nuclear weapons!!" Oh wait that was a real quote from a real movie.

Perhaps you non-entities remember lines from movies that never were. Feel free to add your own.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Fred Phelps must die!

I'm sorry I'm using Ann Coulter humor here and I can't hit the "funny" as well as she can when she suggests Americans who don't agree with her point of view should die. Nevertheless here is something funny involving the Fred Phelps Closeted Crusade.



~Phineas

Sunday, September 03, 2006

"I'm crushing your head!"